[00:11.75] Hey mister, where are you headed? [00:14.50] Are you in a hurry? [00:17.38] Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "Oh no" [00:23.26] Do you brake for distilled spirits? [00:25.98] I need a break as well [00:29.04] The well that inebriates the guilt [00:31.88] One, two, one, two, three, four [00:35.10] [00:46.82] Cold turkey's getting stale [00:49.55] Tonight, I'm eating crow [00:52.76] Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no [00:58.41] There's a drought at the fountain of youth [01:01.35] And now I'm dehydrating [01:04.25] My tongue is swelling up [01:06.63] I say, "One, two, one, two, three, four" [01:10.33] [01:22.48] Troubled times [01:24.24] You know I cannot lie [01:27.89] I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride [01:31.74] [01:36.72] There's a drought at the fountain of youth [01:39.74] And now I'm dehydrating [01:42.68] My tongue is swelling up, I say... [01:48.25] "Shit!" [01:49.73] [02:11.93] Troubled times [02:13.73] You know I cannot lie [02:17.28] I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride [02:19.96] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:22.75] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:25.68] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:28.62] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:31.31] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:34.01] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:36.74] (Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride [02:40.06] Say birthday boys, hey! [02:42.33]