Ah, the itchy flakes, it is a flaming All the gels and cremes, it is pertaining To a fungus mold cured by injection Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I pee Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I see Now I vomit cum and diarrhea on the tile floor like oatmeal pizza Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss I feel the blood becoming chowder rust Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I pee Oh well it hurts when I, it hurts when I see Roll into my bed which does consist of Lice bugs and fleas And yellow mucus Stained dirt, Vaseline, toe jam & boogers Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge