When I stole a twig from our little nest And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak I had my balls and my brains put into a vice And twisted around for a whole fucking week Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you let that trash Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash? Why d'ya do it? she said, why'd you let her suck your cock? Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark Why d'ya do it?, she said, they're mine all your jewels You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools Why d'ya do it?, she said, when you know it makes me sore 'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch? Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch? Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did? You drove my ego to a really bad skid Why d'ya do it?, she said, ain't nothing to laugh You just tore all our kisses right in half Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd ya do what you did Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch Why d'ya do it? she said, why'd you do what you did? You drove my ego to a really bad skid Why d'ya do it?, she screamed, after all we've said Every time I see your dick, I see her cunt in my bed The whole room was swirling Her lips were still curling Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd ya do it, she said Why'd you do what you did? Oh, big gray mother, I love you forever With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather Why d'ya do it?, she said, why'd you do what you did Ah, I feel better now