[00:00.58] Ladies and gentlemen [00:03.14] Welcome to the disclaimer [00:05.28] That's right, the disclaimer [00:07.72] This American apple pie institution [00:10.05] Known as parental discretion [00:11.96] Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm [00:15.01] From the lyrics which might actually make you think [00:17.95] And will also insult your intelligence at the same time [00:21.55] So protect your family [00:23.43] This album contains explicit depictions [00:25.78] Of things which are real [00:27.94] These real things are commonly known as life [00:31.49] So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously [00:35.33] If it sounds dangerous [00:36.45] Do not try this at home or at all [00:39.28] And if it offends you, just don't listen to it [00:43.65]