[00:17.49] He was playing pool and drinking beer [00:19.98] Nothin more'n the occasional tear [00:22.25] But this man's life goes on [00:23.84] And he gets greased all over [00:25.52] From time to time [00:26.55] At the strip joint where we met [00:28.70] He said "Hi, my name is Ted [00:31.28] See that one over there [00:32.86] That ball of thunder [00:34.09] Every time she goes Vavoom" [00:37.74] I wiggle in my chair [00:42.19] Can I buy you a beer? [00:48.92] What a guy [00:52.96] "I've had a few myself" he said [00:55.76] But I never quit when I'm ahead [00:58.21] Too many rules and regulations [01:00.25] Stupid laws designed by fools [01:02.55] Behind closed doors [01:04.53] And another thing I won't discuss is religion [01:09.08] It always causes a fight [01:10.75] Vavoom [01:14.09] There she goes again [01:17.22] 'How does she do that' said Ted [02:31.84] And he told me [02:32.89] Of those unjustices (that) [02:34.66] He had suffered in his life [02:36.34] His wife and kids [02:37.64] And boss and dogs [02:38.69] And neighbours [02:39.66] Raising cain and causing strife [02:43.06] They were forever whining [02:45.57] Bleating howling yapping [02:47.53] Screeching moaning crying [02:49.52] Vavoom [02:52.51] He fed them well [02:56.35] He keep them warm [02:58.87] Ted [03:02.93] Ted the mechanic [03:07.63] He didn't really care [03:09.93] Nothing much got in his hair [03:12.12] And the beauty of it was [03:13.67] That he was right [03:16.63] He was big as a truck [03:17.43] And fast as a door [03:18.73] (What's that?) [03:19.48] He was always right [03:20.95] The banjo player took a hike [03:23.29] What's that song [03:24.24] I used to like [03:25.30] Vavoom [03:27.78] Big as a truck [03:31.78] He was fast as a door - Ted [03:38.58] What a guy [03:43.51] Ted the man our Ted [03:45.74] Ted the man our Ted [03:47.97] Ted the man our Ted [03:55.17]