[00:00.68] I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in [00:04.03] It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win this [00:08.06] Life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted to be [00:11.95] (Tell me what you want) [00:13.89] I want a brand-new house [00:15.92] On an episode of Cribs [00:17.57] And a bathroom I can play baseball in [00:21.07] And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me [00:25.55] (So what you need?) [00:27.36] I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit [00:30.80] And a big black jet with a bedroom in it [00:34.27] Gonna join the mile high club at 37 thousand feet [00:38.24] (Been there, done that) [00:40.60] I want a new tour bus full of old guitars [00:44.17] My own star on Hollywood Boulevard [00:47.55] Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me [00:51.82] (So how you gonna do it?) [00:53.90] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame [00:57.35] I'd even cut my hair and change my name [01:00.81] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars [01:03.97] And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars [01:07.51] The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap [01:11.07] We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat [01:14.08] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [01:17.49] In the VIP with the movie stars [01:20.87] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [01:24.20] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair [01:27.53] And, well [01:28.31] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [01:34.71] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [01:40.28] I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels [01:44.10] Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes [01:47.45] Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free [01:51.75] (I'll have the quesadilla, haha) [01:53.95] I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion [01:57.45] Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion [02:00.78] Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me [02:05.12] (So how you gonna do it?) [02:07.12] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame [02:10.63] I'd even cut my hair and change my name [02:14.18] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars [02:17.43] And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars [02:20.90] The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap [02:24.22] We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat [02:27.53] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [02:30.88] In the VIP with the movie stars [02:34.17] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [02:37.35] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair [02:40.79] And we'll hide out in the private rooms [02:44.03] With the latest dictionary and today's who's who [02:47.67] They'll get you anything with that evil smile [02:50.96] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial [02:54.25] Well [02:55.03] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [03:00.55] I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors [03:04.14] Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser [03:07.10] I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs [03:10.66] Lip-sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong [03:15.87] Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars [03:19.01] And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars [03:22.68] The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap [03:25.95] We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat [03:29.11] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [03:32.53] In the VIP with the movie stars [03:35.71] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [03:39.37] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair [03:42.59] And we'll hide out in the private rooms [03:45.79] With the latest dictionary and today's who's who [03:49.29] They'll get you anything with that evil smile [03:52.52] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial [03:55.83] Well [03:56.78] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [04:03.25] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [04:06.84]