[00:02.97] I judge by what she's wearing [00:05.36] Just how many heads I'm tearing [00:08.22] Off of assholes coming on to her [00:11.41] (Each night seems like it's getting worse) [00:14.05] And I wish she'd take the night off [00:16.64] So I don't have to fight off [00:19.78] Every asshole coming on to her [00:22.35] (It happens every night she works) [00:25.29] They'll go and ask the DJ [00:27.62] Find out just what would she say [00:30.38] If they all tried coming on to her [00:33.23] (Don't they know it's never going to work) [00:36.08] They think they'll get inside her [00:38.55] With every drink they buy her [00:41.43] As they all try coming on to her [00:44.37] (This time somebody's getting hurt) [00:47.17] Here comes the next contestant [00:50.25] Is that your hand on my girlfriend? [00:55.76] Is that your hand? [01:00.86] I wish you'd do it again [01:03.75] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [01:06.36] I wish you'd do it again [01:09.32] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [01:11.89] There goes the next contestant [01:17.43] I even fear the ladies [01:22.65] They're cool but twice as crazy [01:25.54] Just as bad for coming on to her [01:28.58] (Don't they know it's never going to work) [01:31.23] Each time she bats an eyelash [01:33.92] Somebody's grabbing her ass [01:36.44] Everyone keeps coming on to her [01:39.40] (This time somebody's getting hurt) [01:42.38] Here comes the next contestant [01:45.67] Is that your hand on my girlfriend? [01:50.92] Is that your hand? [01:56.03] I wish you'd do it again [01:59.02] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [02:01.61] I wish you'd do it again [02:04.69] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [02:07.11] There goes the next contestant [02:10.75] [02:40.73] I'm hating what she's wearing [02:42.87] Everybody here keeps staring [02:45.45] Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve [02:48.42] (This time somebody's getting hurt) [02:51.42] Here comes the next contestant [02:54.68] Is that your hand on my girlfriend? [03:00.09] Is that your hand? [03:04.90] I wish you'd do it again [03:08.03] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [03:10.56] I wish you'd do it again [03:13.56] (I'll watch you leave here limping) [03:16.09] I wish you'd do it again [03:19.62] (Each night seems like it's getting worse) [03:21.78] I wish you'd do it again [03:24.38] (This time somebody's getting hurt) [03:27.26] There goes the next contestant [03:28.83]