[00:00.17] Kick 'em when they're up [00:01.10] Kick 'em when they're down [00:02.65] Kick 'em when they're up [00:03.84] Kick 'em when they're down [00:04.95] Kick 'em when they're up [00:06.17] Kick 'em when they're down [00:07.27] Kick 'em when they're up [00:08.84] Kick 'em all around [00:29.87] I make my living off the evening news [00:34.57] Just give me something, something I can use [00:39.18] People love it when you lose [00:42.33] They love dirty laundry [00:49.33] Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here [00:54.38] I just have to look good; I don't have to be clear [00:58.86] Come and whisper in my ear [01:01.92] Give us dirty laundry [01:08.57] Kick 'em when they're up [01:09.72] Kick 'em when they're down [01:11.06] Kick 'em when they're up [01:12.31] Kick 'em all around [01:18.67] We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde [01:20.44] Comes on at five [01:23.56] She can tell you 'bout the plane crash [01:25.36] With a gleam in her eye [01:27.91] It's interesting when people die [01:31.19] Give us dirty laundry [01:38.23] Can we film the operation? [01:40.12] Is the head dead yet? [01:43.17] And all the boys in the newsroom [01:45.12] Got a running bet [01:47.73] Get the widow on the set [01:50.64] We need dirty laundry [01:57.53] Kick 'em when they're up [01:58.89] Kick 'em when they're down [02:00.19] Kick 'em when they're up [02:01.59] Kick 'em when they're down [02:07.56] Kick 'em when they're up [02:08.66] Kick 'em when they're down [02:09.93] Kick 'em when they're up [02:10.84] Kick 'em all around [02:56.84] Dirty little secrets [02:58.92] Dirty little lies [03:01.57] We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies [03:05.88] We love to cut you down to size [03:09.20] We love dirty laundry [03:16.14] We can do the innuendo [03:17.80] We can dance and sing [03:21.07] When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing [03:25.76] We all know that crap is king [03:28.77] Give us dirty laundry [03:35.57] Kick 'em when they're up [03:36.63] Kick 'em when they're down [03:38.00] Kick 'em when they're up [03:39.13] Kick 'em when they're down [03:45.30] Kick 'em when they're up [03:46.62] Kick 'em when they're down [03:47.93] Kick 'em when they're up [03:49.14] Kick 'em all around [03:52.64]