[00:11.54] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [00:12.82] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [00:17.39] [00:24.57] He's gotta mic [00:25.38] He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:27.60] Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed [00:30.04] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" [00:32.60] He's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those [00:35.17] If you grew up with holes in your zapitos [00:37.76] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' doe [00:40.27] So, fuck critics, you can kiss our whole asshole [00:42.57] If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward [00:45.13] Beef with radio, if we don't play they show [00:47.80] They don't play out hits, we don't give a shit, so [00:51.03] All these mags try and use our ass [00:52.80] So, advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers [00:55.62] I don't know what you take us as [00:57.83] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [01:00.34] From rags to riches, nigga, we ain't dumb [01:02.74] We got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [01:08.21] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [01:10.66] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [01:12.98] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [01:15.97] And the year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [01:18.09] In the rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law [01:20.78] I got two choices ya'll, pull over the car or [01:23.05] Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor [01:25.88] Now, I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake [01:28.04] Plus, I got a few dollars, I can fight the case [01:30.62] So, I pull over to the side of the road [01:33.42] I heard, "Son, do you know what I'm stoppin you for?" [01:35.88] 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low [01:38.17] Do I look like a mind reader, Sir? I don't know [01:40.94] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? [01:43.56] You was doin' fifty five in a fifty four [01:45.75] License and registration and step out of the car [01:48.34] Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know alot of you are [01:50.70] Well, I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit [01:53.26] But do you mind if I look around the car a little bit? [01:56.01] Well, my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [01:58.47] And I know my rights, so, you gon' need a warrant for that [02:00.93] Aren't you sharp as a tack, get me some type of lawyer or some [02:04.48] Somebody important or somethin'? [02:05.91] Ha, I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit [02:08.75] Enough that you won't illegally search my shit [02:11.12] We'll see how smart you are when the K-9's come [02:13.42] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [02:16.06] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [02:21.16] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [02:23.65] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [02:26.41] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [02:31.27] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [02:33.72] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [02:36.59] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [02:41.53] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [02:44.12] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [02:46.47] Now, once upon a time, not too long ago [02:48.49] A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:51.40] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy [02:53.91] But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try and push me [02:56.82] I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord [02:59.12] Pray for him 'cause some fools just love to perform [03:01.60] You know the type, loud as a motor bike [03:04.29] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [03:06.66] The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin' [03:09.46] He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain [03:11.94] And there I go traped in the kit, kat again [03:14.41] Back through the system with the riff, raff again [03:16.87] Fiends on the floor scratchin' again [03:19.31] Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin' them [03:21.72] D A tried to give the nigga the shaft again [03:24.44] Half-a-mil for bail 'cause I'm African [03:26.94] All because this fool was harrasin' them [03:29.51] Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccarin [03:32.25] But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:34.28] I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one [03:37.13] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [03:42.36] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [03:44.65] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [03:47.89] 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [03:52.22] If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son [03:54.86] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [03:59.38] [04:07.87] Shut up when I'm talking to you [04:10.25] Shut up, shut up, shut up [04:17.86] Shut up when I'm talking to you [04:20.30] Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up [04:29.67] I'm about to break [04:30.84] (Everything you say to me) [04:32.70] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [04:35.67] (I need a little room to breathe) [04:37.86] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [04:40.73] (Everything you say to me) [04:42.80] I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me [04:45.66] (I need a little room to breathe) [04:48.11] I got 99 problems and I'm about to break [04:53.21]