[00:02.18] YOLO [00:05.77] YOLO, you only live once. [00:09.36] The battle cry of a generation. [00:12.00] This life is a precious gift. [00:14.83] So don't get too crazy, [00:15.74] It's not worth the risk. [00:17.56] You know that we are still young. [00:22.09] So don't be dumb. [00:24.78] Don't trust anyone, [00:27.40] 'Cause you only live once. [00:29.99] Ugh, you only live once, [00:31.76] That's the motto. [00:33.04] So take a chill pill, [00:34.09] Ease off the throttle. [00:35.39] Never go to loud clubs [00:36.74] 'Cause it's bad for your ears. [00:38.50] Your friends will all be sorry [00:39.86] When they can't hear. [00:40.99] And stay the hell away from drugs [00:42.77] 'Cause they're not legal. [00:44.59] Then bury all your money in the backyard [00:46.34] Like a beagle. [00:47.10] 'Cause you should never trust a bank [00:48.91] They've been known to fail. [00:50.29] And never travel by car, a bus, [00:52.01] Boat or by rail. [00:53.42] And don't travel by plane. [00:54.30] And don't travel at all. [00:56.13] Build a bomb shelter basement [00:57.95] With titanium walls. [00:59.20] And wear titanium suits [01:00.62] In case pianos fall on ya. [01:02.42] And never go in saunas [01:03.85] 'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas. [01:05.12] And never take the stairs [01:06.96] 'Cause they're often unsafe. [01:08.70] You only live once, [01:09.69] Don't let it go to waste. [01:11.45] You know that we are still young, [01:15.58] So hold off on the fun. [01:18.29] Cook your meat 'til it's done, [01:21.45] 'Cause you only live once. [01:23.74] Yeah, [01:24.64] And here's another piece of advice: [01:26.44] Stay away from kids [01:27.84] 'Cause their hair is filled with mad lice. [01:29.78] There's no such thing [01:30.64] As too much Purell. [01:32.41] This a cautionary tale, [01:33.87] Word to George Orwell. [01:35.12] So don't 1980 force [01:36.42] Any plugs into sockets. [01:38.74] Always wear a chastity belt [01:40.56] And triple lock it. [01:41.67] Then hire a taster [01:42.59] Make him check your food for poison. [01:44.38] And if you think your mailman is a spy [01:46.62] Then destroy him. [01:47.72] No blankets or pajamas [01:48.68] They can choke you in your sleep. [01:50.48] Two words about furniture: [01:52.20] Killing machines. [01:53.50] Board your windows up [01:54.86] The sun is bad for your health. [01:56.23] And always wear a strait jacket [01:58.06] So you're safe from yourself. [01:59.82] Take no chances (no chances) [02:01.65] Stop freelancin' (right now) [02:02.55] Invest in your future, [02:04.38] Don't dilute your finances (uh huh) [02:06.17] 401K, make sure it's low risk [02:08.86] Then get some real estate (how much?) [02:10.28] 4.2% thirty year mortgage, [02:13.36] That's important, that's a great deal [02:14.62] And if you can't afford it, [02:16.01] Don't forge it on your last bill [02:17.85] Renting is for suckers right now [02:19.64] A dependable savings, [02:21.48] And you'll retire with money in your account. [02:23.15] Beast. [02:24.09] YOLO, say no no. [02:26.72] Isolate yourself [02:28.58] And just roll solo [02:30.33] Be care-folo [02:32.18] You oughta look out [02:33.96] Also stands for YOLO. [02:35.73] You know that we are still young. [02:39.37] Burn the prints off your thumbs. [02:42.07] Then pull out all your teeth, [02:45.25] So you can't bite your tongue. [02:47.56] Only on this earth for a short time, time [02:50.26] So don't go outside, 'cause you don't want to die, die. [02:53.85] Just take our advice and hide [02:56.56] And scream YOLO to the sky. [03:00.12] You oughta look out. [03:03.49]