It could be the absinthe talking I don't think so, I don't either I've got to find a new place, a new place to feed Gotta be Stop everything, something is not feeling right The planets are not all aligned I know it, I've felt this before My evil is thirsting for more I need a new outlet to feed What can I do? I've got an idea, I think I'll just become a priest Deceiving them with my belief I'll preach about what life is worth And cover my sins with the church My demons can run around free No one will suspect a thing I'll show them it's okay to lust A priest is who children can trust I've found a new outlet to feed Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections Something's not right The planets are not all aligned I know it, I've felt this before My evil is thirsting for more I need a new outlet to feed What can I do? I've got an idea; I think I'll just become a priest Deceiving them with my belief I'll preach about what life is worth And cover my sins with the church My demons can run around free No one will suspect a thing I'll show them it's okay to lust A priest is who children can trust I've found a new outlet to feed Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections Oh my God I'm watching TV, but I can't Oh, what's this world coming to? I see a priest molesting children I see terrorists blowing up buildings I see someone in rage, killing Dimebag on stage What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? I got a kid Should I send him to Sunday School? I got a kid Should I send him to Sunday School So you can fuck him? Oh no, no, you ain't gonna fuck him How 'bout this? I don't fucking know who I can trust In this world, and I'm gonna blow One time, I'm not that scared Something is not feeling right The planets are not all aligned I know it, I've felt this before My evil is thirsting for more I need a new outlet to feed Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections Baptized by the unexpected Terrorized by the imperfections