[00:00.77] * Intro: conversation between [1] and [2] + a [Nurse] [00:01.76] [1] Ay but, what you doin up here anyway nigga? [00:02.72] [2] Man I came up to get some rubbers man, what you doin up here? [00:04.71] [1] No shit? Man, I came up here to get a physical [00:06.75] [1] You know for my job, you gotta get a physical and shit, but. [00:08.74] [2] Really? [00:09.68] [Nurse] Philip Brown to the front desk - Philip Brown [00:10.65] [1] Aw that's me right there, hey man you stay up man! [00:12.69] [Nurse] Philip Brown! [00:13.62] [1] Be careful and shit you know... [00:15.68] [2] Awright then homey! [00:16.73] [Nurse] Philip Brown? [00:17.78] [1] Yeah? [00:18.76] [Nurse] Can I help you? [00:19.73] [1] Ahh, ah-uh-yeah, I'd like to get [00:20.77] [1] I'd like to get a physical [00:21.77] [Nurse] We don't give physicals here [00:22.75] [1] Oh you don't? [00:23.76] [Nurse] No, all we test for is VD, herpes, syphillis and gonorrhea [00:24.86] [1] I'd like to see a doctor [00:25.85] [Nurse] What's the matter, you BURNING? [00:26.86] [1] Huh? [00:27.82] "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no." -> Slick Rick [00:29.89] "Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?" [00:31.83] [Nurse] You BURNING? [00:32.95] "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no." -> Slick Rick [00:34.94] "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" [00:36.99] [Ice Cube] [00:38.03] I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity [00:40.02] Now how bad can a piece of ass be? [00:42.04] Very bad, so I had to make the trip [00:45.00] And thank God, I didn't have the drips [00:47.08] I was there so a hoe couldn't gimme that [00:50.07] Just to get - twenty free jimmy hats [00:52.12] Now look who I see [00:54.13] Ain't that... yeah, that's the bitch from up the street! [00:57.12] With the big fat tail [00:59.11] Who always told Cube to go to hell [01:02.29] She thought she was wiser [01:04.22] Now she's sittin in the waitin room, burnin like heat-mizer [01:07.23] Yeah I see ya [01:09.37] First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea [01:11.35] Man it's a trip how the world keeps turnin [01:14.32] It's 1991, and look who's burnin [01:16.33] Chorus One: various samples (repeat 2X) [01:17.38] "Does it get you hot?""It's got me hot!" [01:20.49] "This is a girl playin hard to get." -> Slick Rick [01:21.40] "Burnin up, burnin!" [01:24.43] "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" [01:26.46] [Ice Cube] [01:36.56] Now everybody is a victim, you can go see 'em [01:38.59] And you'll hear more claps than the Coliseum [01:41.52] Sittin there all quiet and embarrassed [01:43.58] Whup - there go that bitch who was careless [01:46.58] I remember - she wouldn't give the cock [01:48.66] To anybody who lived on the block [01:50.63] Now hoe, look what you got [01:53.63] BEND THAT BIG ASS OVER for the shot [01:55.74] Cause somebody is pipin hot [01:57.77] Drippin like a faucet, I'm glad I didn't toss it [02:00.75] Got you a college boy, who was worse than me [02:03.79] And he probably fucked the whole university [02:05.78] Still wanted him to dick you down, kick you down [02:08.73] With some bucks, now who got fucked? [02:10.86] With a nigga for the money he's earnin [02:12.80] But ask for some water bitch, and look who's burnin [02:15.87] Chorus Two: various samples (repeat 2X) [02:16.78] "Does it get you hot?""Can you get that?" [02:18.81] "This is a girl playin hard to get." -> Slick Rick [02:21.88] "Burnin up, burnin!" [02:23.90] "Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?" [02:34.96] Interlude: more samples [02:35.84] "It burns."{*man moaning in pain, urinating sound*} [02:37.95] "Fitfully, sputteringly to it's end."{*aww shit!*} [02:39.07] ". at which there is, a little surprise" [02:42.07] {*That stupid ass.*}"BITCH!" [02:44.04] [Ice Cube] [02:45.07] Yo, it ain't my fault you got the heebie-jibbies [02:47.07] But you still try to act like you didn't see me [02:50.08] So I walk over, and say "Hi, [02:52.13] Bitch, don't try to act surprised!" [02:55.03] You shoulda put a sock on the pickle [02:57.18] And your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals [03:00.26] Man, this is gonna kill 'em [03:02.22] Guess who got a big fat dose of penicillin? [03:05.27] They'll ask, "Who?", and I tell 'em you [03:07.22] The new leader of the big booty crew [03:09.26] And after the day, I'm sorry to say [03:11.20] You come through the neighborhood, you couldn't give it away [03:14.37] To a nigga, who's out to get major paid [03:17.33] But you'll have him, pissin out razorblades [03:19.36] But a bitch like you.ll be returnin with the H-I-V, R.I.P. [03:24.46] Chorus Three: various samples (repeat 2X) [03:25.41] "You can't trust a big butt and a smile." -> KRS-One [03:27.49] "You can't trust a big butt and a smile." -> KRS-One [03:28.43] "I'm burning up!" [03:29.42] "You can't trust a big butt and a smile." -> KRS-One [03:30.47] "I'm burning up!" [03:31.52] "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" [03:33.53] [Outro] [03:35.54] ". done stuck my duck in?" [03:49.63] "It's hot. I'm burning up"I'm burning up!" [03:52.29]