Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said "Please, don't go" Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone She said, "Why don't you stop your crying Go outside and ride your bike" That's what I did, I killed my toad Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone After dinner I had ice cream Fell asleep and watched TV Woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home Grandma take me home I wanna be alone