[00:03.19] Aww they say uhh [00:04.09] "A black man is a pimp," [00:06.76] Well let me tell you the biggest pimp [00:09.46] On planet motherfuckin' Earth, is her momma [00:13.03] It's her momma that told her, [00:15.74] "Get a man that got a good job gurl! [00:16.64] Make sure he got a good car gurl! [00:19.33] Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!" [00:23.97] What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass [00:27.58] Just cause you love the nigga? [00:29.30] But I'm the pimp motherfucker! [00:31.14] I gotta be the player! [00:33.90] Biggest hoes, on planet Earth [00:39.57] Are walkin' through the motherfuckin' neighborhood [00:43.16] You knew when you got with the nigga he already had a woman [00:45.87] You knew he already had a family [00:47.67] But you fucked him anyway! [00:49.43] And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga [00:52.20] You went and got pregnant - didn't you bitch, didn't ya! [00:55.53] The ol' 'keep a nigga baby' [00:58.50] And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child? [01:01.22] "Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here [01:04.84] Cause that nigga ain't shit," [01:06.64] How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth [01:09.45] That yo' momma, you was a hoe! [01:12.01] Tell the kid! [01:13.06] Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy [01:16.68] I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out [01:20.26] That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga [01:22.99] Cause he take care of his real family [01:26.67] I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted [01:30.75]